Fucking problems

         You know when the CIA wants some information from you and you prove to be the selfish type, they resort to mental torture. They just put you in a room and play you the same song or sound over  time. You will break my friend. At least that’s what the movies tell me.

          There’s this printer in this office. Those old school printers that make shrieking sounds as they print. These guys print pages and pages of payment vouchers. This thing is printing like all the time. I am suffering here. I am about to reveal all my secrets if that will make it stop. You have thing question that I have never answered? Give me a call.

           And also, I have run out of pubes to pull. Clean shaven.

Boom box playlist

Fucking problems – Asapa Rocky, Drake, Kendrick Lamar

Forsaken Lands III

I had promised myself that it would be on or before December 27^th. The last time I was here was on November 27^th and I thought that I could make it back within a month. It is now two full months. Yes. And a new year.  A happy new year to my shamba. May you grow to appreciate in value.

The last time I was here I went on and on about books and balconies. I came through with the book promise. So far I have read three. Am halfway through with two. I hope to keep it up. In the past week I have not read anything. Well, work and movies. Don’t look at me, suits, scandal, homeland, BBT, last resort….and a host of other movies. I got all of them at a go. I couldn’t betray all of those.

ION, Spartacus is back. Yes!. I really pity those who do not watch it. It is like a time machine. Taking you back to the ancient rome, letting you taste the world of blood, nudity and a remarkably well written script. The directors and producers are usually superb. Getting the right shit on slow motion, merging a sex scene and a gory fight beautifully. Enough said. Directing a movie fascinates me. I am that guy on YouTube looking for behind the scenes videos of movies and music videos. Watch this space. I have been approached by Mr. Jackson to co-direct the next installment of The Hobbit. In my dreams. I read the book. This dude strayed from the book while making the movie in a number of instances. I forgive him, it was still beautifull.

It is a new year (damn it is January 29^th) and new things ought to emerge. I have got nothing new. I look forward to writing more than I did in 2012. That means I look forward to opening my heart more in this blog (*not gonna happen*).

All ze best for 2013.

Back to work.

Boom box playlist:

Run – P!nk